Its Devil
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"And what do you know about harmonizing?" Xiao Yue looked at him as if he had just spit on her ancestor's grave.
"Me? I'm the CEO of the Inner Dao. I have a Master's in Spiritual Synergy and a triple Ph.D. in Multitasking Cultivation, with honors in 'Qi Optimization Under Pressure.' Should I show you my resume, or would you prefer a PowerPoint presentation on my celestial achievements?"
Kenji Tanaka was a Japanese CEO with the soul of a spreadsheet: cold, analytical, and completely allergic to improvisation. He died like any good executive: from an excess of meetings.
Now, he's Lian, a nobody in a world of cultivators, dragons, absurd sects, and spiritual manuals that take ten lifetimes to read.
Martial talent? Zero. Ability to shatter mountains with a single blow? Nil. A master plan to turn chaos into a celestial startup, KPIs and all? Absolutely.
They are the unstoppable force.
He is the guy with the plan, the tea, and the to-do list.
While his harem of martial geniuses smashes armies as if they were piñatas, Lian optimizes formations, improves techniques, manages internal conflicts, and turns alchemy into a production line.
He doesn't fight, he doesn't scream, he doesn't cultivate like a madman. He outsources the violence.
Because cultivating like crazy is optional, but leading with efficiency is mandatory.
5
He made it! Naruto Uzumaki, the number one unpredictable ninja, has just graduated! The world is at his feet, the ramen tastes like victory, and his path to becoming Hokage has finally begun.
Just when he thinks his incredible story is about to begin, BAM! A semi-transparent blue screen appears right in his face. Wait... is this a video game?
The system calls it [Falna], and its function is insane: it can turn his friends into legendary heroes! Leveling up, gaining skills and chakra that would make the Third Hokage weep! It's the ultimate tool to become incredibly strong! The plan is perfect.
There's just one problem...
To "update someone's status," he needs... for them to be a girl? And to use his own blood to draw?
Naruto's path to becoming Hokage has just taken a complete 180. Forget about hard work; his new mission is to survive puberty, assemble the best team in history, and convince Konoha's strongest kunoichi to let him draw on their backs!

